Sorry, I'm working on a makeover for the blog I actually update and needed to host this up somewhere. Check it out in its current form over at Year of Solitude.
Saturday, November 06, 2010
Nothing to see here...
Sorry, I'm working on a makeover for the blog I actually update and needed to host this up somewhere. Check it out in its current form over at Year of Solitude.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Art Imitates Life. Talentless, talentless life.
This Newsweek article came up on my Twitter feed today, about an artist that's decorated and distributed 60 pianos throughout New York City for the public to play.
FINALLY, someone is addressing the complete lack of street music in New York.
On the up side, now I can flex my year of keyboard lessons in the 4th grade and finally fulfill my dream of rocking out in front of a New York City crowd.
'ELLO NEW YORK!!! I call dif wun "Beau'y an' the Beast."
I can do the full look in my Angela Lansbury Halloween costume. Here's me solving the crime with Draco Malfoy:
In conclusion, have fun listening to chopsticks until July 5.
FINALLY, someone is addressing the complete lack of street music in New York.
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On the up side, now I can flex my year of keyboard lessons in the 4th grade and finally fulfill my dream of rocking out in front of a New York City crowd.
'ELLO NEW YORK!!! I call dif wun "Beau'y an' the Beast."
I can do the full look in my Angela Lansbury Halloween costume. Here's me solving the crime with Draco Malfoy:
In conclusion, have fun listening to chopsticks until July 5.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Blender Vomit
I woke up an hour late, had a shitty day, thought I was detaching the blender unit to pour my drink by turning it but really I was unscrewing the pitcher...
shitfucksuckkkcockfuckshitfaceWHYISITONLYTUUUUESDAY?!
shitfucksuckkkcockfuckshitfaceWHYISITONLYTUUUUESDAY?!Henceforth, this drink shall be known as a Strawberry-Lemonade 'Splosion. Two-for-one with any appetizer at TGIfuckingFridays.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
How to respond to a craigslist post
Good afternoon and I'm moving to DC. In the process of selling all my belongings on Craigslist, I have received dozens of emails from strangers, from which I have distilled the following simple rules to help you successfully reply to your next Craigslist post. Without further ado:
How to respond to a Craigslist post:
1) Read only the first line before hitting reply.
2) Disregard petty details. If the post says "delivery to Jersey City only," for example, you may respond with "Would you consider the UES?" or "Will you deliver it to my office in Yonkers?"
3) Assume the seller is both male and a douchebag. Forgo formal salutations like "Hello," and address your email simply to "Bro,"
4) Explain how broke you are, bro, and how your old version of whatever you'd like to buy is totally shot, so like, they should sell you this one for $100 less than the asking price.
5) Hit send. Congratulations! You have successfully replied to a Craigslist post. You are now ready to move on to step 6.
6) Go fuck yourself.
How to respond to a Craigslist post:
1) Read only the first line before hitting reply.
2) Disregard petty details. If the post says "delivery to Jersey City only," for example, you may respond with "Would you consider the UES?" or "Will you deliver it to my office in Yonkers?"
3) Assume the seller is both male and a douchebag. Forgo formal salutations like "Hello," and address your email simply to "Bro,"
4) Explain how broke you are, bro, and how your old version of whatever you'd like to buy is totally shot, so like, they should sell you this one for $100 less than the asking price.
5) Hit send. Congratulations! You have successfully replied to a Craigslist post. You are now ready to move on to step 6.
6) Go fuck yourself.
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